Feeling breezy?

I feel for Britney. I really do. She's done such a good job of keeping her private parts just that, private... until now. We ain't seen a little nip or nothing over her entire career. Then she gets a divorice and starts hanging with Paris, and we get new cooch shots 3 days in a row... But what's really the big deal??? Plenty of chics don't wear underwear!!

I've dated chicks that don't wear underpants on the reg, I've been to the club and have seen ladies dancing on the bar without underwear on too! Both in Chicago AND DC... So for all the Britney haters who are calling her a hoe for doing this or that somehow it's Paris' fault, it's just not true... I find it ironic that hanging with the queen of homemade porn somehow makes your body expose itself to the paparazzi, but still. I mean the second set of pics was just phenomenal, it was like dude froze space and time and just snapped away because I refuse to believe any normal woman wearing a short skirt without panties would leave her flower on view for as long as it would've taken my man to take the pictures that he did..

I was talking to my neighbor who said, "How come these famous white women don't wear drawls??!!!!" I don't think this is a white or black phenomenon either as I've dated all races of women who don't wear underwear (although it is more common with the white chicks). And seen all types of races up on top of the bar getting their groove on without underwear on.

And it's not a recent phenomenon either, this has been going on since at least my early bartending days of 1996. When chics would stand by the bar and let you know they didn't have any panties on...

me: "Really? No panties?? well it's still $5 for that Amaretto Sour sweetie."

her: "But I just told you I didn't have on panties!!??"

me: "Yes, but that doesn't mean you get your drink for free!!"

I'm such an ass hole. Not that I'm really an ass hole, but I refused to allow the sight of sexy women to sway me into free drinks. After a while you become immune to it and you can see women who know how to use their sex appeal to get what they want coming a mile away. It makes it even more fun because they are so used to getting what they want... that when they don't get it, they don't know how to act....

The only reason It's a big deal is because it's BRITNEY's cooch. Much in the same way the frenzy that occurred when the Vida cooch pics started circulating, after a while it died down when we all realized, oh, okay, her cooch is.... a cooch too...

The only cooch I think I'd slap my momma to take a peak at is Sade's, but other than that you can keep the celebrity cooch shots to yourself, so please stop filling my inbox with pics of Britney's cooch. i've seen it and it's a regular old cooch okay?

~C