6.15.2005

What kind of man am I?


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Originally uploaded by
cinnamon.stick.


an ass man? or a breast man?

a little while back, I made a long rant about how titties are overrated. (isn't it interesting the feeling one gets when using the word titties vs. using the word breasts?). And my allegiance to this argument was recently challenged.

The basic premise of my argument was that there is only so much you can do with breasts and they eventually become more of a visual accessory than anything else.

But ass on the other hand:

ass can get you through long nights.
ass can wake you up when you're tired.
ass can put you the sleep when you're full of energy.
ass can make a pair of jeans sing.
ass can pick you up when your feeling down.
ass can get all inside of you and make you catch the holy ghost.
ass can make you weak in the knees.
ass can make you not worry about someone's face.
ass can make your toes curl all up
ass can make you a cup of soy chai latte

so yes, I'm STILL an ass man... but I love the breasts, titties, areolas and all that just the same.

For the ladies, let me say just because you are lacking in the one area that he finds most appealing on a woman doesn't mean that he doesn't find you extremely attractive or that since he's a breast man, he's going to run out and find some 36DD's to suck on tonight.

It only means that you can't get mad when we look. If you had them, we'd be looking at yours right? We look. That's what we do. When you're around, we're just slick about it, but we still look, all the time. You can't, no, you won't stop it, so accept it and make it a part of your reality.


~C

Cd of the moment: Rosalia De Souza - "Garota Diferente"

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