Ladies, can I break it down?

Ladies, if a guy goes out of his way to speak to you, befriend you(chris rock voice) etc, he probably wants to fuck you. The only reason why he wouldn't is that he either isnt attracted to you at all, you used to fuck one of his boys, but somehow y'all ended up cool and we refuse to break the code, your mommas know each other which makes you like fam (can't smash fam), and you know what until he recognizes the benefit of self-control, he probably still would want to fuck you if given the opportunity. The whole self control thing doesn't come until you've had sex with someone that you shouldn't have and learn painful lessons of not having self-control. (i.e. pregnancy, smashed tires, keyed car, etc...)

But, even dudes who wouldnt aggressively push up on you or make you feel uncomfortable would still tap that ass. This is generally why we talk to you, its sad but true. Women like to socialize, expand their circle of friends, pass time, all that stuff. Men dont really care all that much about all that stuff, we're trying to get on some hoes. Hell most of the time when we make friends with other dudes its so we have someone to kick it with, so we can get on some more hoes. The only thing a "new" male friend is good for is to expand one's hoe circle. Or to find another person to golf with to fill out a foursome so you can cut down on cart costs.

All these dudes that disagree with what i typed up here^^^ are LYING, the dudes who come across as the nicest guys who you never think would feel this way, are the guys who are just the best at fooling you.

~C