Ebonic speaking Latino update..

He calmed down for a while, but he's been at it since September dropping the e-mails... he AT LEAST doesn't send them to the whole office, just all of the "cool people", which somehow makes it better for him..

Anyway, here are the latest.. I don't have all of them, but here's a few I kept..

2/3 re: Finally Friday!

Aight to all ya busta's working hard fo' yo dinero!…….it's going down 2-nizite yo! Time to jiggle that gut and make a little room for some sippy sip yall….

1/11 re: The approach of Friday..

Yippy yo…..dat be crackin. Fo' sheeeeezy kid, itz gonna be crackin dis Friday; a proper farewell to one of my cool whites Yo! "sup droopy"! Plus Big Daddy can alwayz use a sippy sip ya heard ;-).

Its going down at five tray - 6ish shizarp in adams morgan for the initial pounding. For all yall in house peeps, we'll mash on ova together like a little office field trip…so best be packin yo brown bag homies: all others, see ya there.

Outro...

12/1 re: Merry Jingles

To Jump Start the season of warmth and giving, we gonna begin by popping them thangs off at this Friday nizite yo! [yall can be givers and hook Big Daddy up; 1st round on yall...thank you:):):):)] Yall know dat spot ...oh yeaaaaaaahhhhhh, holla at a 'G' baby babayyyyyyy!

All in house folks, yall now the deally:)

A big Whazzz up to all my extended folks out there . . . Yall owe me a drizank yo!:)

11/11 re: Anotha day til Friday!!

Bow, wow, wow, yippy yo, yippy ya, anotha revolution and 'BAM'. Its Friday!.. Bound to sippy sip on them chilly thangs by popping them off at the Lucky joint….'(Yeah, yall know where yall be getting the luck at….:)' ) at the point of Happy hour….Oh yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh, yall know the deally yo!

Rico, what it be like on the late nite tizip? Still down to pop them 'O.G.' rican drizanks?

Can yall smell them frosty brewskies toasting up? All riders, regulate at the lobby bout five foety-five for a group trip aight!?

Awwwwww shiiiiiit. Big pimpin fo sho :)

Outro.

Holla.

10/13 re: Friday Nizite!!!

Importance: High

To all my peeps, did you think part two of this e-mail waz gonna be delayed? Helllll nah. Aight, ya know the deally yo! Its on till da brizake of dawn this Friday Nite Yo…Nathan but fat lip spreading and hip booty dipping…..Oh yeahhhhhhhh. here we come this Friday nite. Just remember, If yo ain't lucky, well shiiiiiit, you always have the Bar Yo….

And to all my folks whom will be lacking in attendance, don’t even trippppp. Big Daddy will sink one for ya.:)

Outro...

9/16 re: Open Wide ( )Importance: High

Aight, time for a wrap to all ya alcohol cravers.....Friday nizite, plenty of good peeps, and some of that of "oh snnnnnnnap",....tasty ale drank; yall know da deally? It's on..happy hour till ???? Any suggestions, please feel free to fill in da blank homies ___________________________________....its going down:) I'll keep it simple this yime around.....

9/9 re: yum yum, did someone mention beer?

Yo, we have this deadline to bust, but dat ain't gonna stop the hour of happiness ya heard meeeeeee? Its friday and I know yall got crazy $$$$; so who has da 1st round 2nite yo?,

ha,ha,ha....It has been a while that I've seen you folks get keyed off da brewskies....skee, skee, skeee... Yo gazoo? Where u be...danger's in da hizouse kid! COSTCO! wud up Doggg? Yo squigee, lets call it a wrap and five-tray-0' Yo eightball, it's on tonizite! Packin da MonteCristo's? To all my potna's in the West, keep ridin...

Aight, back to work!