Who is Curtis?

So, who is Curtis?



I’ll tell you.



Curtis wrote all the messages in fortune cookies

Curtis won a BET award for best video

Curtis defeated all of the Iron Chefs

Curtis sings Duran Duran in his sleep

Curtis is the keymaster

Curtis is the reason for the season

Curtis fu*ked every female from A Different World

Curtis sheds skin once a year

Curtis is the best thing since sliced bread

Curtis stole the cookie from the cookie jar

Curtis is “the man”

Curtis loves the hoes

Curtis knows the hoes love him back

Curtis can walk on water

Curtis loves it when you call him ‘big pa-pa’

Curtis will be a new crayola crayon color

Curtis dials 1-800-CALL-ATT

Curtis loves plain ballpark hot dogs

Curtis is broke. always.

Curtis won’t donate his stem cells

Curtis has never had a jheri curl

Curtis will win the CA recall election

Curtis created cotton candy

Curtis broke up SWV

Curtis version 4.3 is now available

Curtis is made with no MSG

Curtis can pop lock

Curtis occasionally gives money to the homeless

Curtis ignores the homeless most of the time though

Curtis never flinches

Curtis sips Crystal with Rosa Parks

Curtis loves broccoli, but hates the word broccoli

Curtis needs a new muffler on his car

Curtis fixed the ’03 blackout with a rubber band

Curtis kicks people in the chest real hard

Curtis is the only word that rhymes with orange

Curtis handed Bill Clinton the cigar

Curtis misses the light brown colored M&M’s

Curtis spelled backwards is sitruC

Curtis eats rocks for breakfast and shits concrete

Curtis loves disco

Curtis never lost at Operation.  Never.

Curtis can’t swim very well

Curtis funked up your bathroom on the way out

Curtis ate the last piece of chicken

Curtis never orders chicken in restaurants

Curtis is forever.



now you know.



-c





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