What's up with Cali?

what they doin' in Cali?????



Yall's shit must have been all kinds of jacked up to overwhelmingly elect

the Terminator to run things.



At least Gary Coleman is in the top 10:



Arnold Schwarzenegger          Rep   3,694,436   48.5

Cruz M. Bustamante             Dem   2,421,319   31.8

Tom McClintock                 Rep   1,014,895   13.4

Peter Miguel Camejo            Grn     211,595    2.8

Arianna Huffington             Ind      42,442    0.6

Peter V. Ueberroth             Rep      21,999    0.3

Larry Flynt                    Dem      15,350    0.3

Gary Coleman                   Ind      12,631    0.2

George B. Schwartzman          Ind      10,880    0.2

Mary Cook                      Ind      10,017    0.2



But all this did make me think that its about that time to start getting

political again.  Folks are already dropping out of the democratic race and

I haven't taken the time to get into any of them.  So let's get political

together.  I want to be able to say, "I did my part" so I'm going to try to

school myself (and y'all) on each of the candidates that are remaining, add

a little bit of my poignant commentary and hopefully we'll come up with who

folks should support.



So we have:



Sharpton - the angry black man

Mosely Braun - the proud black woman

Kucinich - the left leaning liberal

Dean - the fiery anti-war guy from Vermont

Lieberman - the Jew without a chance

Edwards - the young good looking guy

Clark - the four star general

Kerry - the very uncool guy existing game.

Gephardt - even more uncool guy



I'm going to take a look at these guys (minus lieberman and Gephardt) and

break it down for us all in a way we can all understand, without all of the

rhetoric and bullshit, just poetically waxing the straight dope for y'all,

knowhumsayin'?



I don't know shit about any of them really, so if you have opinions on any,

or have a reason to support one over the other, let me know, but I think we

all have to choose and we all have to vote, and we can't make an informed

decision without information.



-C



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