10.22.2003

mean moms

This is how my mother justifies all of the years of keeping me from being a child. She sends me e-mail forwards like the one below..

~C

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If your kids ever said your mean, don't worry.


All moms are MEAN for a reason
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As we grow into adults we know why our moms were mean.
Someday when my children are old enough to understand the
logic that motivates a parent, I will tell them:

I loved you enough... to ask where you were going, with whom,
and what time you would be home.

I loved you enough... to insist that you save your money and buy
a bike for yourself even though we could afford to buy one for you.

I loved you enough...to be silent and let you discover that your new
best friend was a creep.

I loved you enough... to make you go pay for the bubble gum you had
taken and tell the clerk, "I stole this yesterday and want to pay for
it."

I loved you enough... to stand over you for two hours while you
cleaned your room, a job that should have taken 15 minutes.

I loved you enough... to let you see anger, disappointment, and tears
in my eyes. Children must learn that their parents aren't perfect.

I loved you enough... to let you assume the responsibility for your
actions
even when the penalties were so harsh they almost broke my heart.

But most of all, I loved you enough... to say NO when I knew you
would hate me for it.

Those were the most difficult battles of all. I'm glad I won them
because in the end you won, too. And someday when your children
are old enough to understand the logic that motivates parents,
you will tell them.... Was your Mom mean? I know mine was.
We had the meanest mother in the whole world!

While other kids ate candy for breakfast, we had to have cereal,
eggs, and toast. When others had a Pepsi and a Twinkie for lunch,
we had to eat sandwiches.

And you can guess our mother fixed us a dinner that was different
from what other kids had, too. Mother insisted on knowing
here we were at all times. You'd think we were convicts in a prison.

She had to know who our friends were, and what we were
doing with them. She insisted that if we said we would be gone for
an hour, we would be gone for an hour or less.

We were ashamed to admit it, but she had the nerve to break the
Child Labor Laws by making us work. We had to wash the dishes,
make the beds, learn to cook, vacuum the floor, do laundry, empty
the trash and all sorts of cruel jobs. I think she would lie awake at
night thinking of more things for us to do.

She always insisted on us telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing

but the truth. By the time we were teenagers, she could read our
minds. Then, life was really tough!

Mother wouldn't let our friends just honk the horn when they drove
up. They had to come up to the door so she could meet them.

While everyone else could date when they were 12 or 13, we had
to wait until we were 16. Because of our mother we missed out on
lots of things other kids experienced.

None of us have ever been caught shoplifting, vandalizing other's
property or ever arrested for any crime. It was all her fault.
Now that we have left home, we are all educated, honest adults.

We are doing our best to be mean parents just like Mom was.
I think that is what's wrong with the world today. It just doesn't
have enough mean moms.

PASS THIS ON TO ALL THE MEAN MOTHERS YOU KNOW.

(And Their Kids !!!!!)

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