the holiday hoes are back

We received our class of freaky interns for the holiday season yesterday. 

We have a series of interns that work in the office during the break and

others who work here during the school year as part of a co-op program.  So

when the co-op folks leave, the college students take their place.



They're all women, and they all dress like they're on their way to the club.

 Navels all out, tight ass pants with the thongs popping out the top, and

they're all touchy feely with all the men.  Personally, I think they're all

idiots, but all the men in the office are too interested in looking at the

hard nipples to care.



So I've become that guy where they come up to and say, "watch this", then

they go over to an unsuspecting married man, bend over and in their best

'naughty girl' imitation say something like, "I don't seem to understand,

can you puulease explain it to me big guy?"  and then the men knock each

other over to run to their aid.  It's really quite ridiculous, the power of

the pussy.



Either these guys need to get some, or take up masterbating if the wife

ain't taking care of business.  It is very disturbing to see men at the age

of 29-35 drool over someone 10 years their senior when they know they can't

get any.  I mean you would think that these people have never seen ass

before the way they get all excited when an intern's thong pops out of the

top of her pants.  The e-mail barrage is really over the top and they try to

be all slick and motion with hand signals to inform everyone else they

should just 'happen to' walk by the water cooler.



Oh yeah, they stick one intern next to the water cooler.  That's some fucked

up shit to have to hear bubbles all day while you're trying to get some work

done.



......



Fucking IT took my speakers so I can't listen to music at work anymore 

 I'm pissed about that shit.



I'm really in the wrong though.  When I received a new computer I knew I

wasn't going to get speakers with it, so I hid my speakers from the computer

whose lease was up.  But when they finally did inventory, they found out the

speakers were missing......... MF's.  I guess I'm back to dealing with Amy

Grant's Christmas.



My man went out and bought a 'Motown Christmas' to try to cater to me a little

bit since I was talking about how terrible his taste in music was.  But now

I realize, it's not actually the music genre that bothers me, it's just

Christmas music in general.  I mean when you think about it, what other

songs have you heard over and over again recycled for your entire

lifetime?..... none.  Maybe Happy Birthday, but who couldn't listen to

Stevie's version a couple times a week?  I realized, I just hate Christmas

music, no matter who is singing it.  I'm really into the holiday season

though.  The time for giving, sharing, reflecting on the past year, all that

good shit.  I'm all for that, we just need a new soundtrack for the season.



-c