Chris Rock On: Gun Control

In light of today's events... I think this is incredibly appropriate..

~C

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Chris Rock Bigger And Blacker Script

What the hell is wrong with these kids?

l got people telling me, ''Come on, Chris.Come up to a school. Talk to the kids.''

l'm like, ''Fuck the kids!

''Do you got a vest? Maybe l'll think about it.''

Everybody wants to know what the kids was listening to.

What kind of music was they listening to? Or what kind of movies was they watching?

Who gives a fuck what they was watching? Whatever happened to crazy?

What happened to crazy? What, you can't be crazy no more?

Did we eliminate ''crazy'' from the dictionary?

Fuck the records. Fuck the movies. Crazy!

When l was a kid, they used to separate the crazy kids from everybody.

When l was a kid, the crazy kids went to school in a little-ass bus.
They had a class at the end of the school... and they used to get out of school at  :  .

Just in case they went crazy... they would only hurt other crazy kids.
And we was all safe.

We was all safe.
Damn, the world's coming to an end.

You'll have little white kids saying: ''l want to go to a black school where it's safe.''

That's right, man.
And everybody's talking about gun control, got to get rid of the guns.

Fuck that. l like guns.

You got a gun, you don't have to work out.
l ain't working out. l ain't jogging.

You got pecs, l got Tecs.

Fuck that shit.
You don't need no gun control.

You know what you need?
We need some bullet control.

Man, we need to control the bullets, that's right.

l think all bullets should cost $5,000.
 
$ 5000 for a bullet. You know why?

'Cause if a bullet costs $5000 there'd be no more innocent bystanders.

That'd be it.

Every time someone gets shot, people will
be like, ''Damn, he must have did something.

''Shit, they put $      worth of bullets in his ass.''

People would think before they killed somebody, if a bullet cost $ 5000.

''Man, l would blow your fucking head off, if l could afford it.

''l'm gonna get me another job, l'm gonna start saving some money...

''and you're a dead man.

''You better hope l can't get no bullets on layaway.''