chimp riding shotgun

So I'm riding on the bus on my way to work, you know, minding my own

business, chilling on the bus, when I look over and slowly pulling up to the

side of the bus is an old, beat-up, burgundy, Honda Accord.  I don't think

anything of it, until it pulls beside me.



I look into the passenger seat of the vehicle, and there was a chimpanzee

riding shotgun.



Not, a big gorilla, ape, or one of those small monkeys, but a chimpanzee big

enough to have it's head pop up over the window as it sat in the seat.



I said, a chimp riding shotgun on the way downtown.



Where could they have been going?



I wish I would've seen the driver.



-c